1. Put on some clothes
2. Put on a pair of glasses suited to your degree of visual impairement.
3. Access the Internet and publish a blog post about yourself.
4. Relish and enjoy your, now, transhumanity by jumping around and making noise hedonistically or whatever…

1. This piece requires the performer to dance improvisationally to the tiny, cycling whirlpools and vortices of the urodynamic landscape of their bladder and urethra, -whilst- they are urinating.

2. This piece requires the performer to convert the urodynamic movements of the urine from the bladder to the urethra and outward, like whirls and ripples, into sound using just their own voice, -whilst- they are urinating.

3. For those who are about to urinate to be immersed in their own “full” bladder, causing an infinite feedback loop. For the performer to do an improvised and synchronised swimming routine inside their own bladder to the rhythms and cycles of said feedback loop, and to then enjoy the ride through the urinal system as the performer urinates their liquid and themselves.

Not strictly part of the Singing Bowl Noise series, but a bowl is involved so I’ve posted it here nonetheless.

The first in a new series of videos exploring the use of the singing bowl as noise instrument.

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